What not to say.

The following is some communication that I've had with a guy on here who decided to message me earlier this year. I find it to be endlessly annoying and pathetically sad all at the same time.

From: Isaac
Date: Apr 12, 2007 5:04 AM
Subject: hey
Body: Hey there, how are you? I'm a Christian too, so that's great! You look great. You should shave your head bald...you will look fantastic since you have a gorgeous face. Please tell me what you think, ok? :)

-I didn't reply because I get random messages from guys and am not interested in communicating with people I don't know. Especially ones who tell me to shave my head and think it's great we're both Christians.-

From: Isaac
Date: Apr 13, 2007 2:28 AM
Subject: hey
Body: Hey did you get my message?

From: Grace
Date: Apr 13, 2007 6:05 AM
Body: yes, but i dont' normally reply to messages on here. especially not ones telling me i should shave my head.

From: Isaac
Date: Apr 14, 2007 1:09 AM
Subject: RE: RE: hey
Body: are you upset at me?

From: Isaac
Date: Apr 24, 2007 9:40 PM
Subject: so
Body: So are you upset at me?

From: Grace
Date: Apr 27, 2007 9:51 PM
Body:no. i'd have to care to be upset.

From: Isaac
Date: May 1, 2007 5:45 AM
Body: Can you please reply to the message I sent prior to this one?

From: Grace
Date: May 2, 2007 5:48 PM
Body: which one

From: Isaac
Date: May 2, 2007 10:54 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: so
Body: my initial one...

-ARE YOU KIDDING ME???-

From: Grace
Date: May 3, 2007 1:12 PM
Body: you need to be more specific. I don't like playing this back and forth thing.

From: Isaac
Date: May 3, 2007 5:32 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: so
Body: well, the message where I suggested you should shave your head...

-I never replied and didn't hear from him for 3 months. Then I get this-

From: Isaac
Date: Aug 14, 2007 8:39 AM
Subject: hey
Body: Hey there. How are you? I'm a Christian too so that's nice. What denomination are you? You have a gorgeous face. Please grow your hair out longer though. It will look really nice and feminine on you, alright? :) Besides, long hair is a woman's glory. Write back.

God bless!

From: Isaac
Date: Aug 15, 2007 12:35 AM
Subject: ?
Body: Did you get my message?

From: Isaac
Date: Aug 16, 2007 4:31 AM
Subject: reply
Body: Can you please reply to my message? :)
Grow your hair out. It will look great on you too.

-First, haven't we already been here? Second, DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. Third, It will look really nice and feminine on you??? Fourth, are you kidding me?-

From: Grace
Date: Aug 16, 2007 12:17 PM
Body: Does this message sound familiar?

Hey there, how are you? I'm a Christian too, so that's great! You look great. You should shave your head bald...you will look fantastic since you have a gorgeous face. Please tell me what you think, ok? :)

Kind of like this one -

Hey there. How are you? I'm a Christian too so that's nice. What denomination are you? You have a gorgeous face. Please grow your hair out longer though. It will look really nice and feminine on you, alright? :) Besides, long hair is a woman's glory. Write back.

From: Isaac
Date: Aug 16, 2007 7:25 PM
Subject: RE: RE: reply
Body: Well the comment about shaving your head was actually a joke, alright? lol. Please write me back. Thanks.

-I hate LOLers-

From: Isaac
Date: Aug 25, 2007 11:59 PM
Subject: RE: RE: reply
Body: Please reply. Thanks! :)

From: Isaac
Date: Sep 2, 2007 5:24 AM
Subject: why
Body: Why are you not replying? :)

From: Grace
Date: Sep 4, 2007 10:11 AM
because i don't have anything to say to you.

From: Isaac
Date: Sep 5, 2007 7:17 PM
Subject: RE: RE: why
Body: but I did ask a question in the message I sent like 2 weeks ago...

-Seriously....-

From: Grace
Date: Sep 5, 2007 10:53 PM
Body: Do you not remember having this same annoying, pointless email exchange a few months ago? I obviously don't remember the question or didn't feel like answering it and you sending me these messages that say "i sent you a question 2 weeks ago" really don't help. How am I supposed to remember a question you sent me 2 weeks ago?

From: Isaac
Date: Sep 6, 2007 12:52 AM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: why
Body: Yes, you are right. You have probably forgotten by now. Well I guess I'll copy my message that was sent back then. :) Original message follows.

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Hey there. How are you? I'm a Christian too so that's nice. What denomination are you? You have a gorgeous face. Please grow your hair out longer though. It will look really nice and feminine on you, alright? :) Besides,the Bible says long hair is a woman's glory. Write back.

From: Grace
Date: Sep 5, 2007 11:58 PM
Body: And in response to that message I sent the message you sent me a few months ago that was almost identical. I do not like your comments about my hair. I will not grow my hair longer. It's actually shorter now. I like it that way. I look very nice and feminine. I don't need hair to make me feel or look a certain way. I'm guessing you don't have much interaction with females. Good interaction anyway.

So you don't keep asking me to answer your question, I am no denomination right now.

From: Isaac
Date: Sep 6, 2007 1:22 AM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: why
Body: I am non-denominational too, but attend a Baptist church. Why don't you like my comments about your hair? That message I sent a few months ago was not really serious, like I already explained. Also, I never said that you didn't look very nice and feminine. You have a great face and I have told you that. :) Why are you thinking I said that? Your hair is actually shorter than what? Anyways, all that I said was that longer hair looks really nice and it's Biblical too. So when did you get saved? Why are you guessing I don't have interaction with females?

From: Isaac
Date: Sep 6, 2007 1:57 AM
Subject: No Subject
Body: I do think you are pretty attractive, so I don't know what you thought...:)

From: Isaac
Date: Sep 10, 2007 6:53 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: why
Body: so...you don't want to reply to my message? Are you upset? :(
You have very nice feet, by the way.

I'm not sure why I haven't blocked this guy, except that it entertains me that someone can be this way. Anyone want to make bets about when I get the next message telling me what I should do to my hair or asking why I haven't replied to the message he sent. No, not the last message. The one before. You know, the one he sent two weeks ago?

I hope this has entertained you and if you're a man, made you feel like a Casanova because your interaction with females isn't like this.